sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
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I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
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