oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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