haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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