you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I am naked and annoyed.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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