It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
