You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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