just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
My dad just said "fuck circus"
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