I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
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Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize