You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
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I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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