awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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