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(806): View more from Texas

How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.

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5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial

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(404): View more from Georgia

I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day

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(410): View more from Maryland

Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.

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a reward? ill think of something

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if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit

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(334): View more from Alabama

After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!

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