Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?