is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth