it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
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I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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