When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
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I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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