So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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