why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
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