It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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