Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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