So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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