i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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