thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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