Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
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Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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