ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Randomize
