You're my little dorito
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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