I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
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We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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