thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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