Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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