just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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