There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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