On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
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i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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