is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
wow bdsm is so cute
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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