Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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