I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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