so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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