Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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