Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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