He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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