Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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