Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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