what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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