Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
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I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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