you're like a bully in the Christmas story
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
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I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
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That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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