you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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