didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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