My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
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If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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