I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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