i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
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It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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