Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
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I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
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Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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