Well apparently he's into motor boating.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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