He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
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"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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