Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
how do you play pong handcuffed?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
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Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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