can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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