I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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