Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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