Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
