i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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