Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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