Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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